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can’t stand hearing “it’s a quarter til 3” just say 2:75 like the rest of us
a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it’s actually just perfectly parallel parked
i usually only post breast feeding reaction videos but this is epic
a ferret will see you doing fucking anything and be like “wuoaahahauhhoh. oh mein gott. this is the most exciting thing i’ve ever seen weeuuouHAUOAUHOOOOUHHOO” *noodles body around with absolute disregard for personal wellbeing*
I was supposed to work at blockbuster. They have stolen my destiny from me.







