julieterbang:

bbxxxdax_

kalichnikov:

nflstreet:

no way. what’s wrong with you

ashstfu:

can’t stand hearing “it’s a quarter til 3” just say 2:75 like the rest of us

tammycat:

valucard:

This randomly landed on our porch last night after a storm

this is an omen

boyboobs:

my son thunt cooking up some weeners

lindaloring:

owlsinalake:

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it’s actually just perfectly parallel parked

killadelphia:

that-stone-butch:

applying for jobs in the U.S.

browningtons:

starblox-deactivated20220302:

i usually only post breast feeding reaction videos but this is epic

crazy-brazilian:

owlet:

a ferret will see you doing fucking anything and be like “wuoaahahauhhoh. oh mein gott. this is the most exciting thing i’ve ever seen weeuuouHAUOAUHOOOOUHHOO” *noodles body around with absolute disregard for personal wellbeing*

powerburial:

I was supposed to work at blockbuster. They have stolen my destiny from me.